Guy: You plus me equals unplanned teenage pregnancy.
Girl: NO! You plus me equals mom and dad filing a RESTRAINING ORDER!!!

As A Couple: In the end, we were both right.

This Message Was Inspired By Shining Armor And Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight upon noticing her brother's royal guard armor.

TS: Yeah, I think it's a little too "LATE" for protection now, don't you?!

Sister asks for help with her studies/homework.

What you were hoping for:

But nah… Mom and dad are home. Fat chance.

What you were honestly expecting, though:

Because she just such a little sweetheart.

What you got:

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Shuffle's done. Attendance waned towards the end; sounds like that OC cluster with Nyx was a bit much for some people.

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And thus ends the first half of "Moonlight, Moonlight, Let My Fangs Gleem Tonight." This was a pretty good one, gave you a ton to work with. This has been a fruitful first half of the month.

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